The world watches, the walls speak and the trees whisper. This is the reason we hide when we are doing fishy things. No one likes to be judged. Not even those who keep saying they don’t care and are doing them. Do you boo but we all know you don’t want to be judged.
I feel like we have come a long way. I have poured my heart out. We have shared laughs and I have embarrassed myself severally. So why stop now? Rock bottom is the limit. I want to share my guilty pleasures. Those things I do behind closed doors and don’t speak about. I like doing these things, some of them are soothing and some are so disgusting it’s priceless.
Have you ever found yourself in that awkward place of Youtube. You are from watching a nice Grace Helbig video and a few hours later you are watching ‘If trees were people’. Is this a video though. This is how I came to find Dr. Pimple Popper. Either that or I found her after watching and episode of Clevver where Ryland had a cyst removed I am not sure. This channel is so gross but I can’t keep my eyes off it. She is a certified dermatologist but she decided to film the procedures for fun and eyeballs were glued to the screen.
Ratchet videos like “10 things that prove life is a lie”
These kinds of videos give me so much happiness…sometimes. For the most part, they don’t require any mental involvement, you can put them on and scroll in the comments to read the stupidity. I find most of these videos on TheTalko or NickiSwift. I am actually not proud of this guilty pleasure but hey, you gotta fill your time somehow. And sometimes, it need not be in a productive way.
Personality question videos like ‘Are you a genius’
The fact that I clicked on such a title proves that I am not a genius. It is an ego soothe to see that you got 310 out of 350 points which translates to ‘You make Albert Einstein shy’. There is no difference between these and Buzzfeed’s ‘Which Game of Thrones character are you’. You get Jon Snow. I am not here for this, I would like to get Khaleesi, Arya or Melisandre none of these other things.
Beauty Videos especially ones done on pale skin
I will sit down and watch various videos about Full Coverage foundation. I have no idea what that means and why it is so sought after. I have also watched someone put a wig on, the whole process of dying the cap with foundation and stuff. I even went to the site she told us to visit to see the wig. Why? Ask me another one. My face isn’t made for straight hair and that wig was a straight hair wig. I should have left but I clicked on a video about wavy eyebrows, highlighter and contour. It is an endless waste of time.
I like for people to see me as a smart person before they realise I am not as smart as they thought and these videos are not working in my favour. What are your guilty pleasure?
It’s day 12 on the #30DayBlogChallenge and it is becoming difficult but I need to finish this.